Beacuse somewhere in the back of his head, he thinks we wrestling fans want a cartoon about his ass. In the immortal words of Devin: "This isn't homoerotic at all...."

Someone had to animate this. I feel very sorry for them. This is even worse then the Hulk Hogan toon of the 80s. I'll probably review that one day.

This is why I prefer TNA sometimes. I'd like them more if they didn't do WWE bashing every week with people who are all washed up and bitter over loosing their jobs.